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Update: “Legit” Star Wars: The Force Awakens Spoilers!!

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Wow talk about a big deal! We received this ACTUAL email from none other than SpoilerMan’s best friend, SpoilerDog! SD went on to talk about some things he experienced on set! Talk about AWESOME! We really did get an email from this dog-person, I’m not pulling this out of my rear end for once. UPDATE!!! More from the Spoiler Dog!

SpoilerDog’s info after the jump…

Call me the SpoilerDog…Woof!

I am what we call “a little person”… So I play different characters on a movie set, and when I am not, I hang around and bring water bottles and tea.

Here’s 3 spoilers for you:

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1- There is a scene where dozens of squidlike aliens (like the Jedi in the prequel movies) fight stormtroopers. Then they change color… They cut the scene, they changed their costumes (they were in their underwear for half an hour) and put their chromelike costumes on. I play a Gonk Droid in that scene where I get kicked by one of these stupid squids… What we were told is that the Stormtroopers have a cloaking device.

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2- In a scene, I played an Ewok pilot. In the scene you all see in the trailer (there are 15-20 X-Wing ships in that scene)… We are a couple of ewok pilots in the scene… We are not assaulting any castle but a Super Weapon about to destroy the planet… How it was described to me is that it’s like a parasite that pulls planet from their orbit to throw them off like a catapult.

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3- Anthony Daniels and I were in a couple of scenes together. He got very sick one day and puked in the C3P0 costume… The shooting had to be postponed because they were not able to get rid of the smell on the more “flexible” suit… They finally used the stiff unconfortable one with poor Tony. The scene was an action one, I played a Dog (some sort of a creature that looks like a dog) and push C3P0 off a ramp. Then R2D2 snap me with a laser… There was some tension between Kenny & I but we became friends and got drunk that night.

SpoilerDog OUT… I’ll come back later with 3 more

Wow! I’m assuming the squid-like aliens that look like a Jedi in the prequel movies are Nautolans like Jedi Master Kit Fisto. Ewok pilots though, that sounds great! But poor Anthony Daniels spewing in his costume. He should have spewed into this…

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Keep sending us your info, you drunk dog you! 🙂

 

UPDATE!!! Spoiler Dog graced us with his presence once more! Here is what he had to say…

More stuff, woof!

Here are 3 more spoilers for you:

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1- No one on set was granted with a full script but the main actors. For my part, they provided me with 4-5 pages for each scenes I was in… but since I have no dialog whatsoever, I didn’t read it most of the time, just listening to the cues from the director or my fellow actors. One piece of script I read was when I was I Abu Dhabi. There was Daisy and John Boyega, that cool radio-controlled droid. I was in the head of a giant pig with 4 of my little fellow actors, controlling the nostrils of the beast. In that scene, Daisy offers a cold drink to dehydrated John, and that round droid opens up, and it’s a COOLER! There are cold drinks in it. They says something like… “I am dizzy” “Here, drink, it’ll make you feel better” ” On what planet am I on?” “Tattooine”… and then Rey questions John while I am moving the beast’s head back and forth.

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2 – Carrie’s daughter was with me in one scene. I saw her half naked (she didn’t realise I was still in my droid suit – A Gonk droid). She was in Abu Dhabi and plays a dancer in a Bar. There are cool aliens and there was the Wookie. And STING was there! He is the one playing the music in the bar, he is barely recognisable once the makeup on, put had an autograph from him (I am a huge fan).

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3 – At the wrap party, I got drunk with Harrison Ford and he told me he was happy Star Wars was over for him. So… I think Han Solo leaves the Rebellion at the end of the movie. Strangely, Kenny Baker told me the same thing. At one point in the movie, R2 catches in fire and Kenny got hurt pretty bad, He was pissed!

More later. Spoiler Dog out!

So BB-8 is a cooler?! Billie Lourde gets naked?! Sting as a cantina musician alien (I’ll have to add him to our list of cameos)?! Harrison and Kenny’s last Star Wars?! So Han and Artoo bite the dust!! Wow such great spoilers and set info!  I want to know if Josh Trank was encouraging this little person’s drunken-ness at the wrap party too!!

Keep sending us your emails people! 🙂

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