Top 10 Jawa Dumpster Dive Finds
Jawas are die-hard scavengers. They search high and low for lone droids lost out in the Tatooine deserts. But when there’s a whole lot of nothin’ surfing the Dune Sea, those pesky pygmies head to civilizations like Mos Espa, Mos Eisley, or Anchorhead to sift through gallons of space trash to find treasures hidden in dumpsters. After the jump we will look at the top 10 things found by those glowing-eyed freaks.
Hayden Christensen’s acting career
800 sealed copies of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600
Assorted used Krayt Dragon condoms (female, lubricated)
Dozens of authentic spoilers (landspeeder)
A film script titled Star Wars Episode VII – The Ancient Fear by Michael Arndt based on notes by George Lucas
Complete set of sand crawler 22-inch spinner rims
White apron with slave Leia bikini body graphic that instantly transforms wearer into sex object
The Star Wars Expanded Universe line of novels, comics, toys, and videogames
Rancor toenail clippings
One oversized black hair pick (Ace brand)
