Top 10 Things Kylo Ren Has In His Stool Room
I’m sure you have all seen the new The Force Awakens teaser. In the first portion of the teaser we see Darth Vader’s mask sitting on a black stool. Here at FSW we believe this is just one object Kylo Ren has on display in his stool room. Hit the jump to see other possible candidates for the Kylo Ren hall of insane.
When we heard Kylo was a little wacked out we weren’t surprised but a video of your own conception? Not exactly your standard family home movies.
Every year Kylo leaves cookies out for Santa on a black triangular stool and every year they are still there when we wakes up. I don’t think Kylo realizes murdering innocent people and torching their village gets you on the naughty list for life.
Kylo keeps a photo of his childhood crush in his chamber of treasures. She even signed it to him when he went to the one and only time Growing Pains had a Celebration convention of its own.
Ah yes, the Creepy Crawlers oven, Kylo’s favorite Childhood toy. He used to love placing the bugs all over the Super Star Destroyer he grew up on freaking out the members of The First Order Navy. Even those in support of Galactic tyranny are afraid of spiders!
On one of Kylo’s rum running expeditions to the Outer Rim he purchased an embalmed voodoo leg from a head shop in Mos Eisley. DNA testing revealed this leg to be the one Cliegg Lars lost while being ghetto stomped by Tusken Raiders during the search for his wife Shmi. Kylo enjoys the scent it brings to his stool room.
While working with Jony Ive on his lightsaber design, the two really hit it off. Jony brings new Apple prototypes over when they kick it on the weekends at Kylo’s bachelor pad. This one is his newest toy. The iPhone 47s.
When Kylo Ren’s pet cat Kylo Stimpy died, Kylo Ren just couldn’t let him go. He did what any obsessed pet owner would do. He froze his cuddly friend in carbonite.
A few years into Lando’s new found calling as a bounty hunter, Kylo kidnapped him and removed his mojo. Lando’s mojo was the key to his alter ego Mando’s existence. Since the mojo dissection, Lando took on the only career he could excel at. A bus boy at Dex’s Diner.
Kylo picked up this piece at a convention for his favorite Sci-fi series. He doesn’t use it in battle because it’s just not quite civilized enough for mass murder.
Ah, the crown jewel of Kylo’s hall of horrors. The fabled cod piece of Vader. Sure the mask is a nice piece to have on your shelf but this is the piece that truly struck fear and awe into the galaxy during Vader’s reign of power. It is said that just being in it’s presence causes one to feel an overpowering sense of darkness and endowment.
