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Exclusive! New Romance in Star Wars Episode VIII

A new rumor regarding the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VIII! Someone is in for some romance but it’s not who you think! After the jump see what our source was able to tell us!

This is coming from our source who wants to be called “Mickey Dee.”

I learned a secret about a possible love romance in Star Wars Episode VIII. I know this guy at Pinewood studios who loves McDonald’s. So in exchange he tells me stuff. So yesterday I went to McDonald’s to get him a happy meal and told me this.

So apparently Leia is going to have a new love interest. Lando Calarisian is going to be the shoulder she cries on. In a leaked piece of the script Lando and his daughter are at the Resistance Base. Leia reflects on her son, Ben, and her now dead husband, Han. As the two reflect they share their memories of Han then lock eyes and Lando takes Leia’s hand.

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In another scene Lando and Leia end up sharing a kiss against Lando’s will but eventually he gives in as his own wife left him just a few short years ago to be a death sticks dealer on Coruscant. The two new love birds end up together at the end of the movie, which infuriates Kylo Ren who now swears to kill Lando in the next episode for getting with his mom.

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