Salacious Crumb Bullies Jonah Hill on French TV
PARIS, FRANCE — Weather presenter Ornella Fleury and her sidekick Salacious Crumb viciously blindsided Jonah Hill during a live interview on talk show Le Grand Journal.
The War Dogs star was engaged in harmless banter with the duo when Crumb suddenly launched into a roast of Hill, taking aim at the performer’s weight struggles. (Editor’s Note: Crumb was let go by his former employer for similar comments.) Given the space rat’s mile-a-minute French delivery, Hill’s translation device had trouble deciphering the exact nature of the insults. Suffice it to say, the English sign Crumb held up made it clear as day.
Ms. Fleurry wasted no time and followed Crumb’s lead, this time targeting Hill’s lack of sex appeal. The French crowd ate it up, but Hill wasn’t having any of it. The actor expressed shock at such treatment, and walked off stage. He subsequently cancelled all interviews and appearances in France. We reached out to Hill’s War Dogs co-star Miles Teller but he just giggled and hung up the phone.
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