Top 10 Reasons Finn Wants to Quit the Resistance
Entertainment Weekly recently revealed that Finn wants out of the Resistance in The Last Jedi. Our interns here at FakingStarWars brainstormed to come up with the Top 10 Reasons Finn Wants to Quit the Resistance.
Plain text version:
- 10. They’re so ghetto they can’t even get him a new jacket.
- 9. They wouldn’t give him a black X-wing like Poe’s.
- 8. His contract doesn’t scream “Big Deal”.
- 7. First Order benefits include plastic surgery.
- 6. Rose doesn’t want him to pursue his dreams.
- 5. The Resistance nurse hold him she loved him in The Bone Collector.
- 4. He takes medical disability pension.
- 3. He found out Poe was enthusiastic about everyone making their bond less special.
- 2. He wanted to drive a giant mech but the Resistance was fresh out.
- 1. His ego post-Detroit reviews is too big for this galaxy.
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