Top 10 Signs Disney Is Announcing Too Many New Star Wars Movies
The Last Jedi underperformed, Star Wars toys aren’t selling as well as they once did and China just doesn’t care for the brand, so there’s plenty to be concerned about for Disney shareholders. Factor in the stock market’s recent nosedive and those concerns can quickly lead to panic. To quell any fears that the Star Wars brand is weakening, Disney CEO Bob Iger let several Loth-cats out of the bag early on a call with investors yesterday. Amazingly, the House of Mouse is doubling down on Star Wars with several new initiatives in development, including a series of films by Game of Thrones TV show creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss along with multiple new programs for Disney’s streaming service. This is in addition to Rian Johnson’s already announced new Star Wars film trilogy. That’s a whole lotta space opera coming soon, perhaps enough to release multiple projects every year for the foreseeable future. But even the most hardcore Star Wars fan has to wonder: is this too much too soon? To that end, FSW commissioned focus groups throughout the US to gauge fan reaction to the glut of Star Wars media coming soon. So without further ado, enjoy our exclusive findings in the Top 10 Signs Disney Is Announcing Too Many New Star Wars Movies.
Top 10 Signs Disney Is Announcing Too Many New Star Wars Movies
10. Review bombers are getting their bombs mixed up
09. Ron Howard is working on reshoots for a different every day for the next 1,000 years
08. Chewbacca mom is getting a spinoff of a spinoff of a spinoff based on her autobiography
07. Josh Trank snuck back into the director’s chair
06. Rogue Thirty follows a team of rebels that steal the plans to the Death Star 34
05. John Williams is remixing and auto-tuning his greatest hits to score every movie
04. Even Kevin Feige thinks they’ve gone overboard
03. They greenlit George Lucas’ passion project titled White Slaver Wars: A Disney Story
02. Rian Johnson isn’t sure exactly what to subvert in his new trilogy
01. Kathleen Kennedy’s firing squad can barely keep up
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