Another Episode IX Leak!
The Supreme Leader of leaks is back, and no I don’t mean Mike Zeroh! Spoiler-Man returns with a metric ton of Star Wars Episode IX leaks. When the Mystery Box was dripping, Spoiler-Man did not hesitate to slide a bucket under and catch the runoff for us here at FakingStarWars. If you don’t want to be spoiled for Episode IX turn back now!!
SPOILERS!! SPOILERS!! SPOILERS!!
- Three years after STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI.
- Leia is sick from radiation exposure from when she was blown into space. Leia appoints Poe the new leader of the Resistance and Finn is his second-in-command.
- Rey has been studying the Sacred Jedi Texts and trying to contact the ghost of Luke Skywalker, but is unsuccessful.
- The First Order has taken over the galaxy, and Kylo has sent the Knights of Ren to capture Force-Sensitives and bring Rey to him. They are led by a female warrior. Hux has been demoted and replaced by a new character, “Tan”, an efficient military officer. Phasma is now a cyborg hellbent on revenge against Finn.
- The current draft begins with the Resistance being driven into the Outer Rim, a “dangerous, lawless territory” and meeting a legion of scavengers led by “Mara”. Poe wants their help to fight the First Order, but “Mara” is more concerned with her people’s survival. “Mara” has a daughter, “Karina”, an ace pilot who bonds with Poe and joins the Resistance.
- The Resistance plans to launch an assault against the First Order’s headquarters in an “industrial” planet, hoping that destroying the First Order’s weapons will inspire the galaxy to rise up against them. Hux provides them with access in hopes they will kill Kylo and allow him to seize control.
- Rose is in charge of preparing the Resistance’s fleet for battle.
- Rey and Finn are assigned to lead the way, because Rey is a Jedi and Finn is an ex-Stormtrooper. Rey has kept her relationship with Kylo and her plan to bring him to the light a secret, and Finn is upset when he finds out Rey is not entirely dedicated to wiping out the First Order.
- At one point, Finn sets out to rescue children that were abducted from their families as he was to be brainwashed into becoming Stormtroopers. He also finds out he has a sister, “Caro”.
- Other minor characters include “Van”, a space pirate; “Olson”, a First Order commander; and “Ral”, the female leader of the Knights of Ren.
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