The Mystery of “The Seven” Revealed
They’re not Sith. They’re not Jedi. They’re a third order of characters, which is set to play a pivotal role in The Force Awakens. Some sites have referred to this band of seven as pirates, as grey jedi, as hybrid scientologists, even as followers of the Illuminati. The truth is even more explosive. Hold onto your TFA crew caps! A tip just came in via email, and it’s so bizarre that it makes perfect sense.
Let’s back up for a second. Disney now owns Star Wars. What is Disney famous for? Animated films and theme parks. And what is their very first blockbuster animated film — their original Frozen — yup, Snow White. And what made Snow White the giant hit that it was at the time… damsel in distress, no! Evil queen… I think not! The Seven were the key to the film’s success. The very same Seven, who are going to be reborn and rebranded in what our source claims is “EPIC GRIMDARK” fashion.
If you recall Disney has already begun testing the waters with newer iterations of the seven dwarves. One of Disney’s newest hits is “The 7D”, which features a much more realistic take on the dwarves. Gone are the sing song hikes through the woods, and the playfulness of years past, replaced by hard nosed cynics, who appear to be very pirate-like in nature.
They’ve even gone so far as to rename “The Seven” for The Force Awakens to make them even more believable as mercenaries. We’ve only seen a few call sheets, but some of the code names we’ve been privy to include, Dragon Doper, Baron Basher, and Kylo Doc. That last one lends more validity to the notion that Kylo is not a name per se, but a title for both lanky characters as well as small pirates. Stay tuned.
