Best Overheard On The Death Star
Ever wonder what stormtroopers talk about? Well here’s the best of what was overheard in conversation on board the death star.
“Would the owner of a beat up Corellian freighter with the license plate LZRBRAIN please move your vehicle. You are blocking an Imperial Shuttle.”
“A Toydarian, a Gungan, and a Neimoidian walk into a bar…
“In case of an emergency, please head for the nearest exit and be sucked into deep space.”
“Outta my way, stupid mouse droid.”
“How ’bout that game last night… the Imperial Bombers choked harder than Admiral Motti.”
“I refuse to give any more tours today… it’s a friggin’ Death Star… you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”
“The holiday party had better be open bar this year or I’m joining the rebels.”
“That’s what Sheev said.”
“There has been a great disturbance in the Executive Wash Room… I’d give it a minute, my lord.”
“Vader? I hardly touched her!”
