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Faking Star Wars Shares Their Fanmail

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Today I will share some of the fanmail we have actually received since we opened the site up, besides the spoiler dump people like Spoiler Dog and S.Vale. See what our “fans” had to say after the jump! ๐Ÿ™‚

First we have an email from sbs87:

sbs87 aka the Babe

DD I have inside info about TFA. Apparently several nude scenes were shot with Oscar Issac….The scenes were titled…POE DAMERON GONE WILD : DESERT EDITION…. -“The Babe”

Well sBABEs87, this is quite an exciting bit of info! Naked Issac is what the world needs!

This next email comes from Lexor Kai, he must be a Dragon Ball Z character that specializes in printers, fax machines, and copiers:

lexmark kai

continue the good work sir. lol. loving the content. Jason must me livid at this point, and for that i say keep it up bro! We started a thread on your content and its comedy gold ;D

Well thank you Lexmark Kai! We really appreciate that! ๐Ÿ™‚ As for Jason, I’d say he’s more flattered than livid!

And our final email is from Annie… I’m assuming the Jamie Foxx version. (This email has been edited due to overuse of foul language):

Anniekin

I love how much time you have on your hands to make all this fake [crap] up. Your super pathetic and should get a real life and stop bumming off your parents in there basement. Grow up [jerk]

Annie, the founders of FSW, are actually a married couple and we do not live in one of our parents’ basements.  And by the way, we probably have better jobs than you. ๐Ÿ™‚ I hope to see you around FakingStarWars.net again soon!

If you have some bit of info you want to share with us or you want to let us know how you feel about the website, please visit the Contact Us page here on FakingStarWars.net, shoot us an email FakingStarWars@gmail.com, or message us on Twitter @FakingStarWars. You might even get featured here!!!111!

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Faking Star Wars Staff

In late 2014 and early 2015 two friends were trolling a popular message board posting false leaks and spoilers of the then in production Star Wars: The Force Awakens under many varying monikers. After coming forward about their trolling they took their fake stories and posted them to their own website, Faking Star Wars in March 2015. Those friends were "Faking" Jacen Solo and Sheevel Knievel. Today their comedic legacy continues as they venture into new real life adventures and pass the "Faking" baton into new capable hands. From false news to satiric "Top Tens" Faking Star Wars is the fan site for you! We are dedicated to creating Star Wars rumors that are 100% fake. We out-scoop other sites by creating the scoops ourselves. You know it's fake, we know it's fake, no one gets butt hurt. May the Faux be with you. We are in no way affiliated with Lucasfilm, Bad Robot, or The Walt Disney Company. All articles are for comedic/parody purposes only. Enjoy.

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