Updated – Star Wars: Return of the Spoiler Dog! More The Force Awakens Spoilers!!
Our best friend Spoiler Dog has contacted us once more with another blast of leaks from that stupid cracked toilet bowl. Here what they have to say after the jump!
Small update from your favorite Spoiler Dog, woof!
After Fakingstarwars.net released the insider info regarding the ball droid cooler sequence, all 4 little persons (Roberto, Linda, Ulysse and I) inside the Pig Creature received a threatening email from Disney representatives. So I would like to retract what I said about being inside the Pig’s head…
I wasn’t… the pig creature doesn’t exist, nor is the ball droid. It doesn’t exist. It was a moment of pure madness from my part, I didn’t know what I was doing… I blame it on drug abuse and depression.
Now that this is clarified… a friend of mine (Roberto) who has now left the country and lives in Mexico (he is short but runs fast), he provided me with a lot of spoilers before leaving (he left his wife and 5 kids behind).
Here it is:
1 – Gwen Christie plays a MAN in TFA. An albinos bounty hunter that was called Toobee on the set.
2 – One day, we were brought on a set with 5 full-sized Jabba The Hutt creatures (Roberto was playing the tail of one of the Jabbas). Mark Hamill was on the set. There was explosions and one of the Jabbas caught in fire, sending 4 of my little people friend to the hospital.
3 – Max Von Sydow… The actor is great, but smelled pretty badly on the set (Abu Dhabi). It was hot and the poor old man was sweating like I’ve never seen a man sweat in my life. His scene was shortened for sure since the 3 days shooting schedule was reduced to a day and a half. JJ was on the set and just shouted “Cut” and rushed to his helicopter. Also on the set was Simon Pegg, Harrison Ford and Sylvester Stallone?!?! Or maybe it was someone that looked like him. Anyway… another dramatic event on the set was the chaos created by the appearance of a Cheetah that bit one of the little actors, dressed as a Jawa. He was rushed to the hospital and lost 4 fingers and a toe in the incident.
4 – He also told me he heard that Daisy Ridley’s dialog will be dubbed by an american actress since most of her line sounded too “british”. During the shooting, in all her scene we were with her, they always told her: “Less british, please”… I remember (I was there, playing a droid shaped like an inanimate box)… she got pissed and stormed out of the set in tears. In other news, Kenny Baker is officially out, he’s not coming back for Episode VIII, and the possible reshoots… so there was an open casting call for R2D2… I applied for the job, but it went to Deep Roy. So we might have a taller R2D2 in Episode VIII .
Spoiler Dog Out More later
Spoiler Dog, you’re getting less and less believable. Really, “Toobee” is the best you can come up with?
On the Spoiler Star Scale I give this a…
UPDATES?!?!
Okay who the heck let this dog out again? More from Spoiler Dog…
Woof! I promised I’d be back with more spoilers.
Last saturday we were presented a rough cut of The Force Awakens… I must admit, I am not very impressed with the final result, still, it’s rough, the editing is also very rough and no music from JW… unfinished special effects and a lot of droids and aliens with no dubbed dialogue.
– Han dies by being crushed by his beloved Falcon. It goes a little like this… Han talks with the villain, protects the kids (they are on a platform with no issue, very small, the only way the Falcon can pick up and save the kids is to land directly on Han Solo)…Han sacrifies himself by asking Chewbacca to land the ship where he stands.
– Mark Hamill’s beard is a fake one. Mark, unfortunately lost both testicles due to the explosion of a pyrotechnic device. Even with his hormones intake, he can’t grow beard anymore. If you look closely to his recent picture, you will notice elastics holding the fake beard on his face.
– Carrie Fisher went on an ethylic coma on the first day of shooting. That’s why Billie Lourde was brought onboard, not as an actress but to watch over her mother. They thank her by giving her a small part as a strip dancer in the Cantina Bar scene. R2D2 is with Leia all the time so she can lean over the little droid. During the last weeks of shooting, she was so mixed up that she used R2 as an ashtray. Kenny Baker caught on fire and left the set in ambulance. He came back days later, swearing and shouting at the cast and people present on the set. Kenny went crazy and punched JJ in the nuts. I think his days are over with Star Wars.
Spoiler Dog out! I’ll come back later with more! WOOF!
Okay something else caught on fire?? Spoiler Dog you are loosing credibility. You just reached 5 stars on the Faking Star Scale.
