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Best Overheard in the Cantina

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Psst… wanna hear what the scum and villainy really dish on over at the galaxy’s best bar & grill? Then prick up your ears, because it’s time to get your Garindan on and snoop like the best of them…

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“Why, what have we here?! Cloud City must be missing an angel.”

 

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“Wizard! They have handicapped podracer parking!”
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“Don’t sit there… Greedo stains.”

 
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“Hey I heard Boba Fett finally bit it.”
“No way, that guy was too hard-core to die.”
“I’m serious bro! I heard from my uncle who used to work for Jabba that Boba’s dead and some dude named Rambo stole his ship and armor!”

 

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An Aqualesh asked a farm boy for a match in an alien tongue, a crazy doctor butted in and caused that old wizard Ben to slice off the poor Aqualesh’s arm with a lightsaber. All he wanted to do was light his deathstick.

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“If I had a credit for every time someone lost a limb here…”

 

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“Nooorrrrmmm…. trooper!”
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“Who’s a guy gotta kill around here to get a twirly lightsaber umbrella in his cocktail?!”

 
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Someone shouting “Freebird!” at Figrin D’an after the Modal Nodes finished their set.
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“Is the name of this establishment still canon?”

 

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“That scoundrel in the corner with the Wookiee keeps feeling me up.”
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Wuher, “Hey.. we don’t serve their kind in here.”

Kirk, “What?!?”

Wuher, “Your red shirts… they’ll have to wait outside.”

Kirk, “Scotty, why don’t you wait outside… we don’t want any trouble.”
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“The last time Han shot first, that catfish guy wound up dead.”

 

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“I heard some asshole saying he did the Cannonball Run in 8 parsecs!”
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A stuffy Imperial walks up to the bar, “Medium dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.”
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“I swear, if Bea Aurthur shows up here again, I’ll kill that vhlor!”

 

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Wuher, [answering the comm] “Mos Eisley Cantina.”

Luke, “Hello, is Al there?”

Wuher, “Al?”

Luke, “Yes, Al. Last name: Coholic.”

Wuher, “Let me check…” [calls] “Comm call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?”

[cantina patrons laugh]

Wuher, “Wait a minute.” [to comm] “Listen, you little scruffy-lookin’ nerfherder, if I ever find out who you are, I’ll kill you!”

[hangs up]

Uncle Owen: “I hope you do find that punk someday, Wuher.”

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