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Top 10 Things George Lucas Will Do Over Spring Break

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

Horny college kids aren’t the only ones with Spring Break plans. After the jump, see how everyone’s favorite bearded billionaire will be spending his break.

Place yet another restraining order on Jake Lloyd
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Finish screenplays for a pair of Howard the Duck sequels to complete Fowl Mouth Trilogy, set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

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Purchase Cabo San Lucas and rename it Cabo San Jorge Lucas before vacationing there
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Begin work on the special editions of his children’s birthing videos by adding angels, droids, and landspeeders to the background, while replacing the delivering doctor with Boba Fett

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Pitch Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth to Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford

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Stage epic easter egg hunt out on his great lawn with authentic Fabergé eggs

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Check status of Jar Jar Binks audio tour gungan headset design for The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art in Chicago

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Complete his transition and become a bearded woman

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Go base jumping with Harrison Ford

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Binge-watch Lost while making ganja smoke monster in basement.

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