Star Wars: TrueForTuesdays
Greetings fakers! A new tradition on Faking Star Wars is to post an article of all true scoops. After the jump we will take a peek at what’s really going on in Star Wars fandom.
Yet another teaser description has hit the interwebs. We still think our fake one is legit.
All six Star Wars films are being released in digital HD via Vudu, Google Play, iTunes, etc. Who cares, we still want the original trilogy unaltered on Blu-Ray Disney! Besides we are getting them on VHS anyways.
JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy are showing off something awesome at C7. That’s nice… WE WON’T BE THERE!!!
Josh Trank won’t be at Celebration, rather a body double will be taking his place since he is currently in rehab. Duh!!
Sylvester Stallone will not be attending Celebration, regardless of his role of writing, directing, and starring in the second Star Wars spinoff. Unfortunately, it conflicts with his schedule of planning the next Rocky, Rambo, and Expendables films. So, so sad.
Star Wars: Battlefront will be released on December 10, 2015. Yay!
Darth Plagueis is dead so he will not be appearing in The Force Awakens, but I’m sure you all already knew that.
