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Exclusive Look at Old Leaders of the New Galaxy Order in The Force Awakens!

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We are constantly flooded with email from our fans asking us if we have any info on who is ruling the galaxy now that good old Sheev Palpatine kicked the Death Star Shaft bucket. We are happy to announce we have finally pieced together the info we have received over the last few months and can provide a definitive answer!

Sheev had a 24/7 wait staff following him around at all times performing a plethora of tasks for the old Sith lightning slinger. They can be seen in Return of The Jedi lotioning his hands and bowing to his excellency in approval. These velvet garnished gentlemen were not only his loyal servants but were apparently Intergalactic Trivial Pursuit Champions nine years running! It took us 4 months to figure out just what the ITPCA (Intergalactic Trivial Pursuit Championship Association) was but once we realized this it was a no brainer! This made them the obvious and over qualified candidates for the job after Sheev’s shaft diving incident.

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Here at FSW we go to great lengths to bring you the most exclusive TFA leaks. That being said, we have another detail on this story you will only see here! The new leaders decided they needed someone to fill their old shoes as personal butt wipers to the supreme Imperial leaders so they contracted a new elite brown-nosing squad and we have leaked concept art of them! Feast your eyes on the new age of personal Imperial tyrant care.

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Stay tuned to Faking Star Wars for more leaks from the diaper of LucasFilm!

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