Top 10 Stormtrooper Armor Upgrades As Seen in The Force Awakens
We all know the new stormtroopers come in varying sizes, genders, and precious metals, but they’re also packing all kinds of new gadgetry. The Faking Star Wars staff has compiled a list of our 10 favorite standard issue equipment all stormtroopers are running with now. See what they are, after the jump.
Ewok repellant spray
Rock resistant armor
Sketchers ShapeUp boots with police car lights
Helmet-mounted alien gaydar
Over-sized cod piece to raise Trooper morale
Automatic poop-chute
Shreddies fart filtration underwear
Captains get their own KITT Knight Rider vehicle
All 6 seasons of JJ Abrams’ hit TV series, LOST on a mico-SD card that plays inside the helmet
Princess Leia in slave bikini pin-up poster
