Exclusive! Leaked Poster from Star Wars Celebration!
Wow! Just wow! We purchased this zip disk from a shady Bad Robot rep in a sketchy ally a few blocks down from both Celebrations. After popping the disk into our ancient fearful laptop, a glorious image appeared. The teaser poster for the most anticipated movie of the year! Hit the jump to see it in all it’s glory!
Here it is folks! The teaser poster to the upcoming Justice Force Unlimited starring Jake Lloyd, Aaron Paul, and Ahmed Best!
This beauty of a film is what Mr. Lloyd himself is promoting with his broskis in the new Brat Pack. It will be directed by the visionary Michael Bay and written by the guy who got fired from Star Wars, Michael Arndt. Praise be to Sheev for Arndt getting fired!
There aren’t a lot of details on the plot right now but from what we gather it’s a buddy cop film set 203 years in the future. Think Universal Soldier meets Total Recall meets Cop Out but with a lot more whining. We also found the European one-sheet on the zip disk but couldn’t share it because of the amount of male nudity on display.
Stay tuned to Faking Star Wars for all the updates coming from both Star Wars Celebration Anaheim and Jake Lloyd’s Parking Lot Celebration!
