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Calling All Celebration Attendees! SWCA Security Bridgade Needs Your Help!

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Over the course of the Star Wars Celebration in Anaheim several incidents were reported to the SWCA Security Brigade. These reports included theft, sexual harassment, assault and lewd behavior. Hit the jump to see what you can do to help!

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During the Celebration reports were pouring in to the Security Brigade about a man wearing a clone trooper helmet committing a plethora of deviant activities. He was accused of engaging in what seemed like an innocent toy lightsaber duel with younger attendees and then violently whacking then into submission and stealing their autographed photos, action figures, and costume accessories.

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He was also accused of pulling up the back of several Leia bikini clad cosplayers costumes and viciously humping the Jabba The Hutt prop present at the celebration.

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This is the only picture Security was able to obtain of the perp. The guy had the nerve to rock one of our shirts while on his scumbag rampage!

If you know anything about this man or his whereabouts please contact the SWCA Security Brigade and feel free to spread the word!

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