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Top 10 Uses for a Cyborg Hand

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Losing a limb in a sweet duel or bar fight is sorta like initiation into the Star Wars universe. Sure, you might lose an appendage along with the respect of film critics everywhere, but you gain robot parts and a lifetime pass to nerd conventions everywhere! After the jump we will look at the top ten uses for a cyborg hand besides picking up chicks.

Barbecue grilling

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Tools like a wrench or hammer

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One punch KOs, perfect for slap boxing… we will come back to this later

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A baseball bat

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Bar douche deterrent, no one will want to mess with a guy with a cyborg hand

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Musical performance, perfect for shredding on the guitar or pounding a percussion instrument

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Data entry, typing 217 words per minute

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Grabbing rings of power out of the fire

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Eating utensils, cyborg fingers would make great chop sticks

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Cuffing hands if you’re a cop, bounty hunter, or into kinky stuff

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