Top 10 Ways To Celebrate Star Wars Day
Happy Star Wars Day! Now let’s party with a list of our favorite ways to celebrate and tell the world “May The 4th Be With You!
Here’s how to celebrate Star Wars Day like a Bossk:
Hang a pair of Death Star pinatas and let people whack them with a modded lightsaber that has an X-Wing for a handle and a blade the color of a proton missile blast.
Take the day off and paper mache your entire home using the new issue of Vanity Fair, then when your spouse or mom sees your work, announce “Chewie, we’re home.”
Bail Jake Lloyd out again.
Start a website dedicated to spreading false Star Wars rumors.
Throw a combination Star Wars Day Cinco de Mayo fiesta where guests are invited to cosplay as their favorite Mexican-inspired Star Wars characters like Boba Fett in a sombrero, or Darth Vader in a sombrero, or Yoda with a stereotypical mustache or Leia with a stereotypical second mustache.
Prank call George Lucas as Jar Jar Binks and ask him if heesa wanta get gobber fish every montha for the nexta yeara for only $9.99-a montha.
Throw a parents only party where everyone tosses their keys (on a keyfob wifh address attached) into a bowl and at the end of the night, whichever set of keys you get determines where you go to announce “No, I am your father” to the children you find there.
Join Harrison Ford in jumping out of a plane traveling 0.0 parsecs at an altitude of parked-on-golf-course.
Go to the nearest theater showing Avengers: Age of Ultron and declare today the beginning of the “Age of C-3P0” and keep repeating the phrase in over one trillion languages until security ends your new golden age prematurely.
