Top 10 Ways to Celebrate Your Star Wars Loving Mom
It’s the Mother of all weekends…. so let’s tip our yoda-ear hats to the beautiful, savvy, sexy, crazy, strong, wonderful, supportive, amazing, inspirational moms in our lives. After the jump, enjoy the top 10 ways to celebrate our favorite M.I.L.F.s (Moms I’d Like to Fake).
Tell her she is responsible for your astronomically high midichlorian count, then wave your hand in your own face, and say “You will love Mom forever.”
Make her breakfast in bed complete with Star Wars character-shaped pancakes, Darth Vader-silhouette toast, and a blue milk smoothie.
Arrange for her to take a relaxing hot air balloon ride along the countryside kept aloft by a balloon that looks exactly like Darth Vader’s helmet or a Death Star.
Organize “Star Wars Celebration Mom’s House” and have Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and George Lucas show up as superfans of your mom’s… have them pay her for autographs and pictures, and have them attend panels held throughout the house dedicated to her many accomplishments and upcoming projects.