Best Overheard at Maz Kanata’s Space Castle
We went deep, deep undercover to eavesdrop on the colorful patrons at the greatest space pirate castle in the known filmic canonical nautical-ical Star Wars universe. That’s right — Maz Kanata’s pirate wonderland! After the jump, we share the best swarthy, sea-faring things overheard at what we affectionately refer to as Space Jersey Shore. This is gold, Jerry! Gold!!
“Lady, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.”
“Jack Sparrow is as much a pirate as Kylo Ren is an all-powerful Sith. Pfffft.”
“Excuse me, sonny, do you know where I can find some booty?”
“Does ye mask your IP whence downloading bootleg films on the pirate bay?”
“Long John Silver’s is edging in on our territory. Hush puppies will be the end of this place… unless we firebomb them first.”
“Want a little Captain Typho in ya?”
“This is where the Strange Magic happens.”
“Hammerhead don’t hurt’em!”
“That one over there? She’s Ariel mermaid.”
“Did you know that skinny pirate guy from Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks was nominated for an Oscaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?!”
“I’ll have what Sheev’s having.”
“You with all them scurvies, me with no anchor.”
“Popeye was a pirate.”
“Popeye was a mutant.”
“Pirate!”
“Mutant!”
