Official Details of The Force Awakens to be Released Soon!
We’ve been doing some snooping around on JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy to find out when they will actually be telling us something about the plot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We all know its the hottest and most anticipated movie of the year… meaning its the hottest most anticipated movie EVER! So why aren’t they throwing us a bone? Turns out they will be doing just that in the very near future. Hit the jump to find out more.
The master of mystery is known for a lot of things, his vision however is not one of those things. Jacen’s slutty bum cousins were dumpster diving out at the Bad Robot studio when they saw the production team had mistakenly thrown away vital promotional material! Luckily for us here at FSW, he spotted it.
The plot of The Force Awakens will be revealed in the the following weeks, most likely in July, on the Howard Stern show! It’s very clear, according to these notes written on a greasy Hooter’s napkin, that Howard’s guest will be JJ Abrams himself, but what we are unsure of is that they will be giving us clues as to what the story is actually about or beating around the bush like at Star Wars Celebration a few months ago. We had Jacen’s cousin who works in public relations contact Howard Stern’s people to get an approximate date of the show’s airing, but they of course, told us they have no idea what we are talking about and blocked our number after several repeat dialings.
More on this story as it develops.
