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Finn and Poe Confirmed Fabulous!

It looks like there’s a new celebrity power couple in Hollywood! John Boyega and Oscar Isaac were attending a live Q&A for their upcoming movie Star Wars: The Force Awakens in beautiful Tanzania!

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I picked up a signal all the way from Tanzania using nothing but a satellite dish made from an old pizza pan, and a ham radio. The audio was way too fuzzy to post so unfortunately I wont be able to play it back for you, but I can tell you all about what I heard.

For a month now rumors have circulated that Ray and Finn might be an item. Well your pals at Faking Star Wars are here to put that rumor to bed. The cast was questioned about who the romantic interest would be in the upcoming film, and John Boyega answered by saying the following;

JB: “We live in 2015 where it should be socially acceptable for an international company, such as Disney, to allow couples of the same sex to be featured in a major motion picture. Oscar and I talked it over before filming began and we really hit it off (no pun intended).”


Oscar Isaac – “I like balls.”

Oscar Isaac answerd the question with the following:

OI: “I play the best pilot in the galaxy. Why shouldn’t I be able to have what I want?”

Well congratulations to the new couple. You can thank your lucky stars that this movie isn’t rated “R”.

More on this as it develops.

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