Recent Kathleen Kennedy Tweet Raises Eyebrows. Literally.
Everyone has seen the recent transformation of Bruce Jenner into “her”. His new and in his eyes true self, Caitlyn Jenner. Kathleen Kennedy, the big wig over at Lucasfilm tweeted out some interesting things to Caitlyn recently so FSW did some digging and boy did we find some dirt….and foreskin.
After reading Kathleen’s tweets we couldn’t help but wonder if there was a deeper meaning behind what K.K. was saying. Has she really felt that pain before? Jacen’s cousin who works for one of the most popular plastic surgeons in L.A. (Cough…Terry..cough..Dubrow…cough) …sorry I’m dealing with some sort of cold. Anyways, he spewed the deets on Kathleen’s hairy past. Literally.
Kathleen grew up in Chicago and went to school with well known director Larry Wachoski and his brother Andy. Thing is, Kathleen wasn’t Kathleen back then. In fact, she was Karl Andrew Kennedy, an only child growing up alone with her mother in the rougher area of Chi Town. It seems Karl took to Larry because he could sense deep down that they both shared the same secret. The female force was strong with these two and they had an insatiable desire to possess bangin’ booties and cleavage that could make any middle-aged man with brown hair and glasses slobber over them.
Once they made their way up the rungs of the Hollywood ladder they used their money to finance the transition. The transgender community seems to have found a hero in Caitlyn Jenner, and Kathleen’s revelation may also help bolster transgender support and promote widespread acceptance.
Lead the charge Guys!…or uh Ladies!?!
As always stay tuned to FSW for more choice cuts!
