Top 10 Things You Can Expect During The Force Friday Madness

We’re only a few hours away from Force Friday, the shopping holiday when new merchandise from Star Wars: The Force Awakens officially goes on sale to the public. Before heading out to your local retailer though, you should know what you’re in for as these types of events can be chaotic. Keep reading for the top 10 things you can expect on Force Friday in our exclusive/survival guide.

9. Salty tears as a new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer fails to debut

8. Confused moms and dads looking for exclusive Kylochu amiibo figures

7. At least 300 people saying “There has been an awakening” as though their impression is most impressive

6. Store security trolling the crowds  and hoping a fight breaks out between the fat woman handling two shopping carts and the geek trying to cut the line so they can whip out their flip phones and capture grainy vertical video of the fracas while screaming WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR!

5. Bleary eyed fans walking into each other because their faces are glued to their devices in a bid to watch every last second of Disney’s Unboxing Event on YouTube instead of actually buying and unboxing something themselves (Hi Andi! Call me!)

4. No one buying the Prequel Trilogy toys Disney snuck into Force Friday

3. Finn, Poe, and Rey toys re-enacting the Kama Sutra in aisle 5

2. Douchebags driving by the line screaming out Episode VII spoilers at the top of their lungs

1. Kanjiklub gang members assaulting shoppers and robbing them of their kanji in advance of Halloween