The Force Awakens

Possible The Force Awakens Trailer Description

Jacen’s cousin Eduardo, claims to have heard new trailer audio whike taking out the trash at the pizza joint he owns next door to Bad Robot. After the jump we will share his description.

No video, sorry. Here’s a recap of the audio. This is all best rememberance and isn’t verbatim, but I’ve heard the thing about a dozen times so it’s close.

* Trailer starts. Music is the first few bars of the theme from the first movie, where luke is looking out at the desert. Then the music turns into something new. It’s dark, but not a march. More choral, almost a dirge.

*Voice from the first trailer: There’s been an awakening…*

*New voice, male and muffled: I’ve felt it too. 

*Lightsaber hisses and crackles, people screaming

*Another new voice, male but clear: They will *beg* for the Empire’s return once I’m finished.

*turmoil, blaster fire and mechanical sounds. Reminds me of the speeder bike scene from the last movie. Then the music stops

*Luke Skywalker: “Your training begins now” (corny, but gives me a geeky happy feeling every time I hear it. His voice is a little gravely, but it’s him)

*Star Wars theme plays. It’s obvious the scene is changing several times. You hear spaceships, droids (including C-3PO saying “my goodness!”) and basically all the sounds of star wars you’re used to) and then the final lines of the trailer:

Han Solo: “I love you” 

Leia (I swear you can hear a smirk in her voice): “I know.”

Then a triumphant sounding blast, brass instruments to tie it off.

The running length of the trailer is 2:53 seconds.

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Sheevel Knievel

Stunts, Assassinations, Faking, Shaking, Nirvana, and Rum. Co-Founder of FakingStarWars.net. Formerly known as Darth Dwight.

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