Breaking Report From Spoiler Dog Indicates New Wookiee Species in The Force Awakens
Long time no bark! Our oldest insider, Spoiler Dog, is back with a new report about a different type of Wookiee that will be seen in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. After the jump see what the DAWG has to say!
Woof! Spoiler Dog reporting.
I just wanted to confirm some of the rumors that started hitting the Internets lately, about these giant Ewoks.
Well, after Return of the Jedi we thought Han & Leia would go on a Honeymoon and breed some little “Sologana” babies. While love was in the air on Endor, it was not for our favorite scoundrel and princess, but rather for two different species.
As it turns out, Chewbacca and a female Ewok hooked up during the after-party following the destruction of the second Death Star.
Since The Holiday Special is no longer canon, sorry Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship fans, Chewbacca now gets his offspring from his Ewok lover, lovers I might say since he found a couple of female Ewoks in heat. Chewbacca and the Ewoks crossbred to create a new hybrid species called “Ewookiees.”
They look like Ewoks but are 6 feet tall. You’ll see them in action in TFA. Ewookiees are good pilots and can rip arms from peoples’ sockets, but the interspecies creatures are also cute as hell.
Originally there were supposed to be Ewok pilots in TFA but there was a little people strike in UK during the filming of the scenes (midgets were paid half the salary of regular sized extras + restricted to small food portions on the production catering (hot buffet) due to Greg Grunburg hogging everything edible.
Prepare your money for Ewookiee 6 inch action figures coming this holiday season:
- Cheekbo
- Chief Bocca
- Wiff Woof
- Williwook (the green Ewookiee played by Christopher Ang)
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| Actor Christopher Ang |
Oh, and Warwick Davis is playing Wicket (regular small sized Ewok). We find out he is actually a she and she is Chewbacca’s wife in The Force Awakens…. you thought I was going to say she was a changeling didn’t you?
A big thanks to Spoiler Dog for sniffing out this clue about The Force Awakens for us!
