Kylo Ren is a Tragic Hero in The Force Awakens… SPOILERS
One of my cousins sent this to me. Granted he is hung over after a mass Taco Bell bender in Utah but it’s worth sharing as there are some good twists that have yet been leaked in here. Take it with a grain of salt and beware spoilers!
Titles and opening crawl.
A lightsaber tumbles through space (oldest and most recurring rumor out there whether you like it or not)
A hand grabs it
Kylo Ren opens his eyes and kills an officer for interrupting his meditation
The invasion of Jakku begins
Finn is nervous on the lander
Night scene on Jakku. Poe Dameron witnesses the landers arrive and ducks for cover. HIDES something in BB8.
Kylo orders a village torched when its leader refuses to cooperate with his insistence he be given the lightsaber.
Phasma scores him and orders the villagers shot.
Finn does not partake and is ordered to submit his blaster for inspection.
Upon seeing it works fine, Kylo cuts down Finn’s friend right in front of him.
Poe Dameron is captured and the Landers return to the Destroyer.
BB8 flees
Kylo interrogates Poe.
Finn vomits upon exiting the lander and is arrested.
BB8 finds Rey. She’s asked by him and tried to sell him, but upon having a transaction busted by constable Zuvio, decides to hang onto him.
Finn and Poe decide they need to break out.
Finn inadvertently uses the force and breaks out, taking Poe with him.
They steal a tie fighter and crash it on Jakku
Rey sees this crash while scavenging a star destroyer and hurries toward it.
Comes across Finn, who ejected
Finn begs Rey to trust him and she reluctantly does.
They find the tie and footprints leading away from it.
They head towards an outpost.
There is a second invasion of Jakku.
Rey and Finn flee to the Falcon
Kylo kills Sarco Planc (MVS) and orders starkiller be fired.
Hux charges up the weapon
Finn struggles on the gun and the Falcon takes damage
Poe in his x wing saves their tails.
Starkiller is fired just as our heros flee.
The group arrive at a freighter. A criminal alien warlord called Unkar Plutt is here.
As our heros look to be being auctioned to the first order, an undercover Han Solo draws his blaster and starts during, Chewie at his side.
They all flee for the Falcon
Han hasn’t been on it in a while and gets overwhelmed for a second before remembering they’re running
They flee to Takodana
Han explains he works for a pirate called Maz who runs a rival gang
BB8 reveals the lightsaber to Finn
Finn ignites it
Rey doesn’t like it, Han immediately recognizes it as Luke’s.
Arrive at Takodana
Meet Maz
Mole in Maz’s castle alerts FO the fugitives are on Takodana
Begin flashback.
See Sarco take Luke’s saber at Bespin.
See Knights of Ren attack Luke’s academy
A hooded figure surveys the carnage sadly and places their metal hand on Artoo
The hooded figure hears crying, quickly investigates
A small girl cries as everything around her burns.
Cloaked men can be seen taking away a teenaged boy. They flee as the hooded figure grows nearer.
Hooded figure picks up the girl and consoles her
End flashback
Rey is distraught, knows she was the girl
Han is distraught, knows the boy was his
Rey runs into the forest. BB8 follows.
Rey looks above to see ties and Destroyers descending
Ties level the castle
Kylo captures Rey and BB8
X wings save the day for others
Take heros to other side of planet where a resistance base is located.
Rey is interrogated by Kylo at Starkiller base.
Probes her mind and figures out who she is.
Kylo tells her to join him or die.
Other Knights introduced here at parade as they arrive at Starkiller.
Back at resistance base Han and Leia reunited, Threepio says BB8’s homing beacon has provided them with a location on Rey and BB8.
Finn tells them about Starkiller
Assault planned, headed by Black Squadron
Arrive at starkiller.
Begin mission to rescue Rey
Begin assault on weapon
Rey breaks out amidst the chaos
Duels a couple Knights and some stormtroopers with her staff.
Han confronts Kylo, is killed
Finn sees this
Pursues Kylo into the forest
Says something that upsets Kylo. My bet is he calls him a coward or something similar.
Kylo stops in his tracks and ignites his blade.
Finn ignites Luke’s.
Rey sees this and rushes to the scene
Finn gets wrecked.
Rey either has a saber of her own or uses Luke’s to duel Kylo. I’m leaning towards she’s got one herself.
Big reveal time. I’m all in on what was posted today.
Kylo reveals he was the boy in the flashback and that he saved her by claiming he was the son of Luke. That’s why they took him and left her.
Rey remembers everything.
Kylo flees as resistance troops close in to aide Finn.
Poe lights up Starkiller base
Victory!
On board the med bay, Rey says goodbye to Finn and Leia, and tells Chewie to come with her to help her find her dad.
Kylo returns to Snoke and is killed for lying. Snoke swears to convert the true offspring of Skywalker.
Rey lands the Falcon on a mysterious planet and climbs a rocky path to a hovel.
She hands her father Luke Skywalker his long lost blade.
Slow zoom out on tumultuous ocean crashing into rocky island.
BU BU BU BU BU BUH!
