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Breaking News! John Boyega Arrested For Stalking!

Say it ain’t so! The Force Awakens star John Boyega has been picked up by L.A.P.D. for stalking?! Find out who he was creeping on after the jump as we reveal all the juicy details of the scandal rocking the House of Mouse.


Faking Star Wars just received a copy of last night’s arrest reports from the Los Angeles Police Department. It appears that upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens actor John Boyega was arrested for stalking Femi Taylor. The report says that the actress/model has been receiving love letters from Boyega and has called the Police on several occasions to report the same hooded man following her everywhere she goes.

The L.A.P.D. set up an undercover sting operation to catch the young stalker late last night. When caught, John Boyega tried to flee the scene only to run into the arms of an undercover officer. As he was being led off in handcuffs Boyega repeatedly shouted, “My love for you is true!” and, “It is our destiny.” His last words before being shoved into a patrol car were very telling: “Join me Femi and together we will love the galaxy.”
For those of you who do not know, Femi Taylor is the actress/model who played Oola, Jabba the Hutts Twi’lek slave girl in Return of the Jedi. Mrs. Taylor’s family said that they hope this nightmare is over for they have “lived in fear” over the last few months. Hopefully now they can get on with their lives.

When we caught up with Femi Taylor she had this to say about her stalker. “I don’t care who he thinks he is. I’m happily married and I don’t want to be bothered by some young man who keeps writing letters to me about how we would be the greatest Star Wars couple.”

Since we learned this information the charges on Boyega have been dropped and he is out of jail, scotch-free,  but Mrs. Taylor has still placed a restraining order against him.

Stay tuned to Faking Star Wars for further details on this story.
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Sheevel Knievel

Stunts, Assassinations, Faking, Shaking, Nirvana, and Rum. Co-Founder of FakingStarWars.net. Formerly known as Darth Dwight.

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