Star Wars Episode VIII: By the Fans, Of the Fans, For the Fans.
Lucasfilm incessantly pounded out the message at all the past marketing events that the new Star Wars films are “all about the fans.” A loose tally recorded over 1,230 instances where a member of the production panels at said events reminded the fans that the movies are all about them. Well, it’s not just talk anymore! After the jump we explore the new roles fans will play in the Star Wars universe, starting with Episode VIII.
In light of that, Rian Johnson came forward late Tuesday night, to announce some huge changes for the production of Star Wars: Episode VIII.
“We all realized that we’ve been guilty of paying a lot of lip service to fans about these movies being all about them, but haven’t really put the money where our mouths are. In fact, only one stupid fan will even appear in The Force Awakens, and that’s because he donated to some lame charity drive. That is not acceptable behavior, and it’s the last straw. That’s why I’m immediately stepping down as director of the next film. Everything is now up to the fans and I will be on set to advise only. Here’s to you Daniel.”
“First of all, we want it to be real. All practical effects. So we are proposing that scenes be shot outside the various celebrations and cons that take place. There’s so much creativity that fans bring to their costumes, and that needs to be in the next film”.
“We knew this was going to happen long ago. We have been sitting on this scoop secretly for about 5 months, but have just come forward to confirm it now that it’s all over the Internet and we can bask in the glory of confirming what everyone already knows. Also, we feel strongly that Jake Lloyd and Josh Trank should be heavily consulted in producing this film.”
“We want to include as many indiscriminate fanboy speculations and sentimental references to the original films as possible – even if that means the story has to be more precarious and convoluted. This is about the fans, after all.”
“This will be all about practical effects and getting back to the authenticity of Star Wars. May the force be with us all!”