Maz Kanata’s Top 10 Recurring Force Visions

“I know your eyes! They have viewed Faking Star Wars before!” We all know Maz is some kind of Jedi fortune teller, the type that would typically scare the Bajeezus out of Scooby-Doo and Shaggy at some haunted carnival. After the jump we will look at the top 10 recurring Force visions Maz Kanata has while gazing into her crystal ball and using her ouija board.

10. Seeing herself as a Youngling at the Jedi Academy doing a force vision demonstration in front of the whole class naked as a jaybird.

9. A dark future past wherein she’s deemed “Expanded Universe” and therefore not canon, along with all the other weirdo pirates in her castle.

8. Her honeymoon on Cloud City with childhood sweetheart Lobot.

7. Being trapped in JJ Abrams’ “Mystery Box” with Supreme Commander Snoke, Khan, and Ryan Reynolds.

6. That time Yoda failed the test in her cave and caught Jedi scurvy. Bowchikabowow.

5. The murders of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru at the hands of Obi-Wan Kenobi, and his subsequent cover-up.

4. An infinite loop of Sheev doing a triple horizontal lutz Sith dive, while screaming something unintelligible.

3. The face of Greg Grunberg in insect vision with the actor’s face and his custom sandwich, the Grunburger, repeated several time to create a thing of greasy, grungy beauty.

2. A lightsaber floating through time and space until it finally lands in the hand of Dark Helmet.

1. This wicked supercut she made of ET, Mac & Me, and Earth to Echo’s best bits!

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