Top 10 Places Luke Might Be
The big question surrounding Star Wars: The Force Awakens is “Where’s Luke?!” We here at Faking Star Wars have also been haunted by this mystery for over 30 years, so we’ve rounded up the top 10 places Luke may be. Hint: he’s already in the marketing for the film!
10. Scouting new Jedi recruits.
9. Too busy for the new film due to his George Lucas Presidential campaign responsibilities. Luke has been serving as The Maker’s one-man secret service during his Presidential campaign.
8. Guest “Master Builder” at the Disney “Saber Shop.”
7. Training James Bond, Jason Bourne, Agent X, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., and Jack Bauer in the arts of “How to be a B.A.M.F.”
6. Collecting Force Horcruxes…uhh I mean artifacts.
5. Hand stitching Jedi robes in his Skellig Michael vacation home and selling them on Etsy.
4. Laughing to himself while convincing fans he is Kylo Ren by simply not appearing in any The Force Awakens promo material.
3. Holding out for a bigger contract.
2. Writing the “New Canon” Darth Plagueis novel.
…and the #1 place Luke might be?
Practicing his Lightsaber acceptance posture for his 3 seconds of fame of course!
-Comrade out!
