Top 10 Surprises Waiting for Air France The Force Awakens Flights
Air France recently announced that they will be showing Star Wars: The Force Awakens mid-flight three days prior to release date. While seeing the movie early is gift enough, Air France is also planning some other Star Wars-themed surprises! After the jump see the top 10 perks you can expect aboard the most Force sensitive flights in the galaxy. Merci!
10). Air masks are modeled after Darth Vader to make passengers sound like James Earl Jones.
9). Flight Attendants move around on one-wheeled segue-esque devices and call everyone “Dex.”
8). In-flight meals consist of strange half-eaten sausage bars and blue milk.
7). After the movie, fans will be treated to the first live-action aero reenactment of Star Wars: The Holiday Special.
6). Instead of a bell, when the attendant call button is pushed, the passenger will hear the voice of John Boyega yell, “I. Will. Be. Right. There!”
5). Upon takeoff, the pilot will announce via loudspeaker: “The first transport is away!” as cheers of cold Rebels on Hoth are heard in the background.
4). The child passenger who looks most like Maz Kanata will be given a special seat in first class, and be forced to wear dorky goggles for the duration of the flight.
3). Anyone who talks or gets up to use the bathroom during the film will be sent to the spice mines of Kessel and be smashed into who-knows-what.
2). In-flight pillows will be stuffed with a combination of a cotton-ewok–wookiee hair blend.
1). Harrison Ford is the pilot!
