Rey, Finn, and Kylo’s Parentage Confirmed!
Wow! Very wow! We were hesitant to post this because of how controversial it is but we just can’t sit on this scoop any longer. After the jump take a look at the true parents of Rey, Finn, and Kylo Ren, and believe me you WILL be surprised. Of course, SPOILERPHOBES BEWARE!
Still with us? Good. First of all I want to thank Jacen’s cousin Maurice for bringing us this leak (apparently he is Larry “Larr” Kasdan’s cousin, twice removed on his mother’s side). Anyway let’s get down to brass tacks and the reason you’re all here.
Hold on to your hats, pants, seats, whatever because this one is a bit out there but we can confirm it is 100% accurate. As it turns out Luke was a practicing polygamist following Return of the Jedi. He married two women but both were killed by the Knights of Ren. The wives were…. Mara Jade and Han Solo’s ex-wife from the comics, Sana Starros.
Mara was the mother of Rey, while Sana was the mother of, that’s right, Finn, this will be shown during a flashback scene. The Knights of Ren raid Luke’s newly established Jedi dojo and kill everyone. Maz Kanata is there and tries to hide the Skywalker children, who the Knights are hunting down. Kylo sacrifices himself claiming he is the Skywalker child, giving Maz time to get Rey and Finn to safety. Just an FYI Kylo is also a Skywalker child, as everyone predicted, but he is the son of Han and Leia not Luke and one of his harem of wives.
When Luke hears of the tragedy, he goes into a deep depression, exiles himself to the planet Devaron, and commands that Finn and Rey are separated and hidden. Rey goes with an undercover New Republic agent, Lor San Tekka to Jakku, while Finn is sent to live with Sana’s cousin Tam Bastion on the planet Burin Konn.
Before they are placed into their adoptive parent’s custody, Maz performs a mind wipe on the children making them forget this horrible incident. As it turns out, Snoke performed the same mind wipe on Kylo making him forget his true heritage as the son of Generals Solo and Organa. Kylo doesn’t realize he is Vader’s grandson, which would explain his obsession with the Dark Lord.
Another thing worth pointing out is that Rey, Finn, and Kylo are NOT these characters’ real names but they do not know it.
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