New Evidence Reveals Lucas in Cahoots with J.K. Rowling: The Evil Sith Wizard Pulling the Strings Behind the 2 Franchises
Recently some “netizens” have been comparing J.K. Rowling’s recent endeavors to Lucas and the failure of the prequel movies. But the truth is that this is no coincidence — George Lucas and J.K. Rowling have been colluding together since Lucas began developing the original films in the 1970s. The goal? Make as much money as possible over a span of forty years to ultimately reveal the megalomaniac pulling the strings behind both sagas in a Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover film to be released in 2020. More after the jump.
Bear with me here. There is a recent theory among scholars of both sagas that there is more than meets the eye to these stories of heroic achievement and the triumph of good over evil. Take a minute to think about the iconic villains of both franchises: Darth Vader and Voldemort. Note the similarities between the character’s origins. Both were once young surly children with a penchant for thievery. Both were conceived under suspicious circumstances (Anakin was allegedly a virgin birth, while Tom Riddle’s father was drugged into a state of infatuation so that he would impregnate Tom’s mother). And both were found by strange, bearded older men who tried to convince them that they were special and essentially abducted them to train them in the mystical ways of the Force and magic, respectively. The key to this : these men are one and the same.
Upon reflection, you will realize that it is no accident that men of such acumen and wisdom would seek out young, impressionable boys to turn them into some of the universe’s most notorious villains. Qui-Gon is introduced as a Jedi Master with such foresight that even his Jedi Master colleagues consider him to be a bit reckless and possibly even insane. Dumbledore is considered the greatest wizard who ever lived by many, but no one is stranger to his loony ways. Given their wisdom, they could not possibly have thought that they would be able to erase the troubled pasts of a slave boy and an orphan. The truth is that they purposefully sought out these boys to turn them into the villains that they would ultimately become. The twist? Qui-Gon Jinn time traveled into the future from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away to take up the post of Headmaster of Hogwarts and wreak havoc on the universe again in another era.
In both sagas, this evil, power hungry megalomaniac employed the same clever tactic of a self-fulfilling prophecy regarding a “Chosen One.” Qui-Gon Jinn espoused a theory of the Chosen One who would bring balance to the Force, and was willing to sacrifice a seat on the Jedi Council after years of hard work to be relegated to the status of a pariah who believed in a supposed ancient Jedi legend. The reality is that he concocted the theory on his own, and in the late hours of the night would plant various sources in the Jedi library to give the illusion of legitimacy to this entirely fraudulent prophecy. Qui-Gon purposely leads Queen Amidala’s starship into the fray of the Trade Federation blockade, knowing that the hyperdrive will be destroyed and force them to land on the nearby planet Tatooine. After years of planning, Qui-Gon knows that this planet, with its ample supply of slave children, will allow him to select a malleable young child and claim that he is the one who will become the Chosen One and bring balance to the force. Qui-Gon knows that he cannot train the child himself – this would be too obvious. Instead, he calls the merciless Obi-Wan Kenobi to train the boy after his feigned death and see his plan through. A deft and cunning actor, Obi-Wan is able to fill the void of a father figure that Anakin so desperately seeks, only to turn on him when he becomes lost in marriage troubles and convince him that his desire to save his wife from death is nothing but the absolute evidence that he has turned to the dark side. On Qui-Gon’s orders, Obi-Wan ruthlessly turns upon his supposed friend in a time of need, ultimately removing his three remaining limbs and allowing him to suffer life-threatening third degree burns.
His plan in the Star Wars universe set in motion, Qui-Gon time travels to the twentieth century after his pseduocide and begins to convince the wizarding community that his Force powers make him the greatest wizard who ever lived. In a similar scheme, he finds an ally in the sociopathic Sybill Trelawney, who makes a meager living as a fortune teller. He convinces Trelawney to aid him in his plan and create a prophecy regarding a Chosen One. This time, the Chosen One will not be the villain of the story, but will be the one who is meant to cause his ultimate downfall (could write an entirely separate post about Qui-Gon-turned-Dumbledore’s manipulation of the vulnerable Harry Potter). With this prophecy he has planted the seed for the wizarding community to believe that the boy who Dumbledore will turn into the world’s most powerful evil wizard was prophesied to be so from an earlier time and would kill the parents of an unfortunate child. Dumbledore then goes from orphanage to orphanage to find any magical children who he might be able to manipulate into becoming a villain akin to Darth Vader. He soon finds Tom Riddle, whose troubled pasts makes him the perfect target. Dumbledore claims that he was not aware that Tom would become the most powerful evil wizard of all time, but this is precisely what he intended. In an all-too-similar plot, he forces Tom Riddle to take only classes on the dark arts, making his turn to evil inevitable. Like Vader, Voldemort then wreaks havoc on the wizarding world, killing thousands until Dumbledore decides that he has had his fun and again feigns his own death.
George Lucas approached J.K. Rowling at an early age with this idea with promises of a future as a multimillionaire – she just needed to create a story that was cleverly devised enough that a character like Qui-Gon/Dumbledore could hide in plain sight until the ultimate reveal in the mash-up film in 2020. They actually initially cast Liam Neeson as Dumbledore in the first Harry Potter film, but then realized this would make the parallel too obvious and decided against it.
This is of course a mind-boggling revelation, and I am interested in hearing people’s thoughts.
Special thanks to Jakku_Truther for sharing this revelation with us.
