Disney Plans First Ever Star Wars-Themed Mall!
OMAHA, NEBRASKA — Disney’s purchase of the Star Wars franchise has already spawned several new outlets for the mega media giant. FakingStarWars was able to obtain exclusive new info on the newest Star Wars project being funded by that dirty ol’ mouse.
Jacen’s trade-craft master cousin, Carl was able to obtain these construction photos of the soon to be announced first ever “Jedi Mall”. This location, placed just outside of Omaha, Nebraska, will cater to the rugged outdoorsy Jedi and all the necessities he or she may need on their mountainous adventures. The mall will include an outdoor rock climbing area, a “pro shop” full of Jedi goodies and of course, Admiral Ackbar’s Snackbar.
The mall is only about “half way done” according to it’s head contractor Ryan Johnston, but that isn’t stopping folks from already filling the parking lot waiting to be the first patrons to get their younglings on Uncle Luke’s new playset out front. Most important of all, we have learned that a deal is being worked out with Greg Grunberg himself to allow this location to host the famed Grunburger’s burger joint within the Snackbar!
Future locations have yet to be announced. Keep it locked to FSW for details on how to get the rest of the map to Disney’s hottest new attraction! We’re also on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest, and even Miitomo!
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