First Draft of Melania Trump’s RNC Speech Stole from Star Wars!
CLEVELAND, OHIO — Faking Star Wars has been sent a copy of an early draft of Melania Trump’s address at the Republican National Convention earlier this week by our embedded correspondent, Don Solo. It seems that Melania is actually quite the fan of the Galaxy Far, Far Away.
We can’t explain why certain parts of the draft were changed, but here are some of the more intriguing elements.
“From a young age, my parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life: that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise; that you treat people with respect…I travelled the world while working hard in the incredible arena of fashion.
At this very moment, in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the Galaxy, while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand, will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet! All remaining systems will bow to the First Order…”
Another section of the speech involves Melania imploring the American people to trust her husband.
“…Our country is underperforming and needs new leadership. Leadership is also what the world needs. Donald wants our country to move forward in the most positive of ways. Everyone wants change. Concentrate… feel the Force flow. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through the Force, things you
will see. Other places. The future… the past. Old friends long gone…”
Star Wars fans around the world will be waiting with bated breath to see how the Trump campaign responds to possible allegations of plagiarism in Melania’s speech. Faking Star Wars will update you on things as they develop!
-Duper out.
