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BFG & Pete’s Dragon to Appear in Episode IX

BFG is now Big Friendly (Resistance) General and Pete's Dragon is now Kylo's Dragon

HOLLYWOOD, CA — After back-to-back box office duds, Disney is looking to recoup losses incurred by BFG and Pete’s Dragon by inserting them into a galaxy far, far away.

The megastudio is hoping their cash cow Star Wars franchise can re-kindle interest in both lackluster properties. It remains to be seen whether Episode IX is up to the task, given how far we are out from production.

Rumors persist that equally underperforming properties Tron and the Mad Hatter (of the Alice series) will cameo in Episode VIII as a test pilot for the initiative.

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