Millicent Sex Tape Rocks The First Order
THE OUTER RIM — The First Order has suffered yet another devastating blow just months after the destruction of Starkiller base at the hands of the Resistance.
A lurid video has surfaced featuring Commander Hux and his cat Millicent in a series of very uncompromising positions. While technically not illegal according to Lord Snoke’s Charter of Laws, bestiality is something the Supreme Commander is not very fond of, especially when it involves one of his high ranking officials.
According to our source, the very NSFW clip is heavy on BDSM with Millicent being the aggressor of the power couple. Ironically, Hux’s 90-minute video is likely to land
the pair in hot water not for their sexual acts per se, but rather for the use of several First Order apparatus and outfits during their liaison.
Insiders suggest the video may have been leaked by a First Order faction looking to oust Hux from power. FSW reached out to Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren for comment, but only received a series of emojis in reply.
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