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Full Episode VIII Plot Leak!

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Jacen’s cousin has done it again! Behold… the entire plot to the forthcoming Star Wars Episode VIII which Jacen’s cousin was able to send to us. If you don’t want to be spoiled do not click ahead! You have been warned!

  • Luke and Rey
  • KOR vs Luke
  • Kylo Ren vs Rey
  • Finn wakes and is sent on a mission at command of Senator (Dern)
  • Phasma learns Finn is still alive
  • Finn crashes underwater
  • Is saved by MYSTERY (Tran)
  • Rey meets Snoke
  • Kylo Ren feels bad
  • BIG MOMMA (FO destroyer) arrives at the Cap (Republic Planet)
  • Big battle above CAP between Resistance and First Order
  • Phasma demands Finn turned over or be destroyed
  • Poe leads an evacuation of the crew into a “lifeboat” (Leia’s craft)
  • WarHammer (Republic destroyer) is destroyed and the FO executes a blockade on CAP
  • Finn wakes up and Mystery convinces him she’s an ally
  • Mystery agrees to smuggle Finn into the CITY. (Main city on republic planet)
  • Luke and Chewbacca are aboard the Falcon and come out of hyperspace near the “Pod” (Kessel run)
  • Luke and Chewbacca breach the pod while Artoo hacks the database.
  • Rey wakes up to an open door.
  • She’s wary but makes her way out and reaches out to Luke (presumably through the force)
  • Aboard the lifeboat a senator argues they should try diplomacy with the First Order by giving up Finn.
  • Poe, Maz, Leia, and BB8 are especially against this
  • Finn and Mystery have snuck into the city.
  • Stormtroopers are crawling the streets.
  • Finn and Mystery arrive via horseback to a hovel.
  • An alien creature tells them what he knows about the person Snoke was before he “sold his soul” out of burning hatred and a desire for revenge.
  • Finn makes contact with Poe and Maz who have left the lifeboat and warn Finn that the Resistance is now against him too.
  • Whatever Poe is flying isn’t very maneuverable.
  • Stormtroopers break down the doors and a fire fight breaks out.
  • Poe blows open the roof of the building and Finn and Mystery climb up the ramp.
  • They Escape the CAP
  • Luke and Chewbacca are navigating through the “pod”
  • Alarms go off
  • Luke and Rey find each other and must fight their way out.
  • They make it back to the Falcon where Artoo is waiting.
  • Rey injured and exhausted lays down and softly sings a song
  • Luke and Chewbacca seem to recognize the song.
  • Leia sends a transmission to the Falcon and tells them to head for “Silver Sin” (new planet)
  • The Senator has Leia thrown in a brig for aiding in Finn’s escape.
  • The First Order boards the lifeboat.
  • Phasma promises the Senator riches in exchange for Finn’s whereabouts.
  • The senator hands Leia over to Phasma.
  • Kylo Ren, Hux and Snoke are all speaking (likely via hologram)
  • Snoke stresses the importance of ending Luke’s comeback before it begins.
  • He informs Kylo Ren they’ve got Leia.
  • Poe, Finn, BB8, Maz and Mystery arrive at Silver Sin and meet an old friend of Han Solo’s.
  • Finn delivers the news of Han’s death.
  • Han’s friend, coded “Candy Man” (Del Toro) treats them to his resorts and casinos.
  • Rey wakes up with the Falcon in hyperspace.
  • Luke asks her who she is.
  • Rey recalls what she saw when she touched the lightsaber but keeps it to herself.
  • The Falcon comes out of hyperspace
  • Candy Man recognizes Chewbacca’s voice on the com
  • The Falcon lands and Luke, Artoo, Chewbacca and Rey are escorted to Candy Man.
  • Candyman takes them to a lounge
  • Rey and Finn are reunited
  • Mystery is jealous.
  • Luke and Maz are reunited
  • Luke meets Finn (implied comedic scene)
  • Maz scolds Chewbacca (implied comedic scene)
  • Maz and Luke talk in private
  • The song Rey was singing is brought up
  • Finn’s cover is nearly blown on his way back from the bathroom
  • Aboard Big Momma Leia wakes to see her masked son sitting across from her.
  • Kylo Ren begs her to give up where Finn is so he doesn’t have to take it from her.
  • She refuses. She asks him about Han.
  • Kylo is angry at the mention of his father.
  • He never forgave him for leaving her during such a dark time.
  • He took it upon himself to grow stronger to protect his family.
  • Leia reiterates it wasn’t Han’s fault and there was nothing he could have done.
  • Kylo tells her she’s right and extracts that not only is Finn at Silver Sin, but so is Luke and Rey.
  • Hux briefs Snoke about Luke’s whereabouts.
  • Snoke warns Hux to be wary of Kylo, that he hasn’t been the same since encountering the scavenger.
  • Finn is woken by an explosion
  • Rey silences him before he can ask where she came from
  • She leads him out the window where everyone but the droids are scaling down the side of the resort.
  • BB8 and Artoo foil some Stormtroopers
  • The groups cover is blown so they break back in to the resort and make their way through its hallways.
  • Finn admits an old “classmate” (Hardy) recognized him earlier that night.
  • Maz tells them she senses something far more sinister at play.
  • Candy Man doesn’t give up the group and Phasma kills him.
  • Luke suggests they make their way towards the more abandoned part of the city
  • Poe and Chewbacca split from the group to attempt to board the Falcon and get everyone off Silver Sin.
  • Phasma deploys her special class troopers to bring her back Finn, alive.
  • The group makes their way to the underbelly of the city.
  • Mystery is shot in the back.
  • Finn snipes the special class soldiers but they keep advancing.
  • Luke breaks off to deal with them, but not before telling Rey she must confront Kylo Ren on her own.
  • Rey protests but Luke is already gone.
  • Rey finds herself alone in the underbellies of the city with Maz Kanata.
  • Kylo Ren finds them.
  • Maz is “taken out of the picture”
  • Kylo Ren and Rey fight again.
  • Kylo Ren tries to get Rey to join him again.
  • Rey resists and fights back even harder.
  • Kylo Ren ends the fight.
  • He tells her she’s weakened him since meeting her and readies to kill her, but is frozen
  • Maz has stayed his hand and reveals the truth
  • “THIS IS YOUR SISTER”
  • Kylo Ren has “a moment of clarity”
  • “SNOKE ORCHESTRATED ALL OF THIS”
  • Kylo Ren is shaken.
  • (9 sequences follow with the header “BEN SOLO’S FALL. One includes Leia singing a lullaby to a baby while a child watches on)
  • Kylo Ren leaves. Maz and Rey are left to regroup.
  • Luke and Finn have dealt with the squad and radioed the Falcon.
  • Poe, Chewbacca, Luke and Finn pick up Maz and Rey.
  • “Don’t forget about the droids!”
  • Artoo and BB8 are picked up from the top floor of the resort.
  • Phasma is told that Finn has escaped. She kills the senator.
  • Hux informs Snoke that no one has had communication with Kylo Ren. Snoke assures they will, because they still have his mother.
  • The Falcon boards a massive carrier with Republic loyalists as everyone regroups.
  • Rey begins hatching a plan to rescue her mother.
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