Survey Reveals College Students Prefer Darth Plagueis to Trump
Following the mysterious death of Sith Lord Darth Plagueis, FSW spoke to college students about who they view more favorably: the Sith Lord or U.S. president-elect Donald Trump.
Several of the students interviewed at Imperial University in Vader, California, said it was a “tough question” and declined to name which leader they view more favorably. Others, however, said they prefer Plagueis to Trump.
“I mean, right now I don’t think Donald Trump is very good, and I know that Darth Plagueis has done some good things for the galaxy, so I’d say he’s proven himself, at least in the long term, to be more favorable,” one student said, pointing to the Muun’s health care reforms via midichlorian manipulation.
“I would say, like at this very moment, I have a better opinion of Darth Plagueis,” another said.
One student asserted that if the policies of the Trump administration are anything like what he promised on the campaign trail, then “Darth Plagueis will absolutely have been a better leader to the Galactic Empire than Trump will be to the U.S.”
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