Billie Lourd to Be Bigger in Episode VIII
In a recent interview, Billie Lourd revealed she will be back and bigger than ever in the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VIII. Lourd’s character, Kaydel Ko Connix, spoke one line to her mother’s character in The Force Awakens and now Lourd promises more from Connix in the next installment in the saga films.
A FSW correspondent was able to catch up with Lourd following her interview and asked her to elaborate on what she referred to as a role that’s “bigger than ever.” Billie revealed that not only will her role be bigger and meatier this time around but Connix herself will be bigger and meatier.
Lourd elaborated that Connix will be pregnant in Episode VIII, carrying the child of a certain lead character. Billie refused to comment any further out of fear of being arrested but confirmed the baby does not belong to First Order characters Hux, Snoke, or Kylo Ren.
SPECULATION TIME FAKERS!
Now lets figure out whose child Lieutenant Connix carries.
Our choices are:
- Poe Dameron – The obvious choice is the most eligible bachelor in the Resistance. Poe’s got the looks, the swagger, and he’s the best freaking pilot in the galaxy. The only thing harming this theory is the fact Poe may be gay with feelings for Finn.
- Finn – We only suggest Finn because Billie said it was a lead character. However, Finn would have just recently joined the Resistance by the time of Episode VIII and wouldn’t have been available to get it on with Connix before being put into a coma by Kylo Ren. We doubt Finn is the father.
- “Snap” Wexley – We all know that Snap’s reconnaissance skills are top-notch, so it seems likely he will have done his work sorting out the eligible ladies to carry on the snap seed for generations of rebels to come. Plus it just sounds cool to say, “My daddy Snap has done recon on bases bigger than your daddy.”
- Benicio del Toro’s “man in black” – It’s not completely outside the realm of possibilities to assume that del Toro will play a baby daddy Latino lover in Star Wars, given the new bent of Disney trying to represent ethnic groups in their films in a diverse way. In this theory, del Toro plays a poor campesino fruit farmer who illegally immigrates to galactic headquarters and impregnates his young wife citizen to get a residency card.
- Crimson Corsair – The Crimson Corsair and his savoire-fair. ‘Nuff said?
That’s our shortlist for who might be Lieutenant Connix’s baby daddy. Whomever it is is going to have their hands full juggling a newborn along with their regular responsibilities. Good luck to all the men in question! Whom do you think is the father? Let is know in the comments sectiom below!
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-Voxx
