Top 10 Signs Wonder Woman is a Jedi
Patty Jenkins’ Wonder Woman feature film represents a new hope for DC Extended Universe Fans. More importantly, it represents an opportunity to photoshop Gal Gadot as a kickass Jedi. Beyond that though, the film did get us thinking about how similar the Amazonian wonder is to the typical lightsaber-wielding heroes from a galaxy far, far away. After the jump, we share the Top 10 Signs Wonder Woman is a Jedi.
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10. She is a woman and the force is female and also wonderful
09. Lasso of Truth is basically a circular lightsaber
08. No one reads her comic books either
07. Justice League is the Jedi Council with fewer weirdos
06. Insufferably boring yet still more interesting than Superman
05. Uses the alias Diana Prince Kenobi to disguise herself
04. Both have had prequel adventures they’d rather forget
03. She shares the Jedi penchant for sandals and go go boots
02. Her plane is invisible just like the one Harrison Ford flies Mark Hamill in on the weekends
01. She also fights the Darkseid
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