Explosive New Spoilers Emerge About The Last Jedi!
Over the weekend FSW was sent a list of potential plot points from Rian Johnson’s upcoming Star Wars: The Last Jedi. We immediately shared the explosive leak with the leading authorities on Star Wars spoilers to ascertain its validity. We’re happy to report self-proclaimed expert Mike Zeroh has deemed the list very plausible if not damn near set in stone. The actual email leak we received was a big block of text, so it has been complied by our in-house bullet point virtuoso for a more user-friendly read.
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- Finn and Rose spend the film looking for info about Snoke under Leia’s command.
- A lot of the mystery of the Force is explained by Luke thanks to his knowledge from the Journals of the Whills.
- Rose’s sister Paige Tico and a group of Resistance pilots defect to the First Order after spending months in a POW camp. They are likely brainwashed.
- Rey is a reincarnation of the very first Force user and is more powerful than Yoda but she must learn to control this power.
- Hayden Christensen appears as a Force spirit Anakin Skywalker. First as a creature to test Rey and then as he appeared in the Return of the Jedi Bluray.
- Chewbacca shares a humorous scene with some birds called porgs. He learns the hardway that they are Force attuned after they try to steal some of his food (similar to Yoda stealing Luke’s food in Empire Strikes Back).
- Del Toro’s character’s real name is actually Zenn but it’s not said in the film. His name on set “DJ” is a reference to turn tables because he “turns the tables” on the First Order.
- There is a 3 month time jump after the first act of the film.
- Luke tells Rey about Snoke destroying his training facility and how he turned Ben (Kylo) to the dark side. Luke plans to end the Jedi order once Snoke is defeated because of this.
- Rey’s parents’ names are not revealed but they are not known characters. They give her to Luke because she was too much for them to handle due to her great power in the Force. They were killed by Snoke when he attacks Luke’s facility since they arrived to drop her off right before Snoke attacks.
- Kylo Ren goes on a journey to find Vader’s spirit and learn from it. Snoke thinks it’s a waste of time but allows Kylo to do as he wishes. He visits Vader’s castle and eventually meets Anakin’s spirit and “kills” it when he finds out Anakin “defeated” Vader before his death.
- Poe, Finn, Rose, and other Resistance fighters have a battle with the First Order (including Phasma and Hux) on Canto Bight. The fight ends in a draw after Finn releases a herd of space race horses. Hux ends up trampled to death.
- Snoke’s home on Crait is very crypt like yet extravagant since he is very wealthy. He is not in his first or final form. He has been body transferring for a long time an no living person knows his first body or name.
- Kylo eventually discovers the location of Rey and Luke through deep meditation. He takes his guards to go fight them.
- Luke kills all of the guards in a single Force attack and tells Kylo they must defeat Snoke. Kylo says he will help Luke so he can make a new path for himself.
- Luke and Leia do have a scene together near the end of the film. She sacrifices herself and her ship to make sure Luke can go to confront Snoke.
- The film ends when Luke arrives on Snoke’s command ship with Rey and Kylo.
If the above account is true, we’re in for a helluva weird ride come December. For anyone keeping score, the only big spoiler left to uncover involves Snoke’s past. Is he a body-swapping Darth Plagueis or Sheev Palpatine? Or is he the first male Force user, tying back to the Force tree mythology? Only time will tell, and we’ve got a few months left for it to leak. Until then, keep it locked to FakingStarWars.net.
-Special thanks to Mike Zeroh and Richard Horne 😉
