Top 10 Things George Lucas Whispers into Kathleen Kennedy’s Ear
According to my second cousin Anthony Breznican, the new Disney Star Wars films still have a bit of George Lucas in them. It seems The Creator regularly whispers into Kathleen Kennedy’s ear to provide input on the deepest lore such as Jedi training and the fate of Sio Bibble. Fortunately, we’ve had Lucas bugged for nearly 35 years now, so we proudly present another FakingStarWars exclusive: The Top 10 Things George Lucas Whispers into Kathleen Kennedy’s Ear.
In case you can’t see the image, here’s the Top 10 in plan text. Don’t say we never did anything for ya!
10. Boys rule, girls drool
09. Can I at least buy Jar Jar back?
08. White slaver white slaver white slaver
07. Does the plaid make me look fat?
06. Yub my nub
05. So exactly how much of you is CG now?
04. It’s time for the Mouseketeers… to end
03. Where the hell are my notes?
02. Jedi training can only be completed through an online course at EducationConnection.com/Jedi
01. Do you even Star Wars bro?
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