Star Wars Fan Tells Others Their Snoke Theories Suck But Refuses to Share His Own
HILL VALLEY, CA — President of a local Star Wars fan club, Sandy Irons has gone on record to proclaim all theories regarding the mysterious villain Snoke suck. Irons has even called into Coast to Coast AM on a regular basis just to bash Snoke theories he has read online or overheard during the Hill Valley Star Wars Aficionados fan club chapter meetings.
We reached out to George Noory, host of Coast to Coast AM, and he was happy to share his experiences with Irons.
Every time Sandy phoned in he was off the rails. I like Star Wars so I allowed his topic of Snoke theories. Sandy would just recite various Snoke theories he found online or that his friends had then went on to bash them and say they all suck without even telling me what his own theory was. I put up with Sandy until earlier this week when I hung up on him and added him to my banned list. It was a shame too since I have a great Snoke theory, I wish he would have asked me about it.
A member of the Hill Valley Star Wars Aficionados fan club, who wishes to remain anonymous, had this to say about the self proclaimed “best Snoke theory debunker”.
Our Snoke theories don’t suck! Sandy sucks! As soon as one of us mentions Snoke at one of our meetings that moof milker runs up and shouts, “YOUR SNOKE THEORY SUCKS!” then goes back to what he was doing. Sandy is even planning on banning Snoke speculation from our meetings! But the thing that sucks the most is that Sandy won’t even tell us his own theory. How can you say something sucks if you won’t even share your own version? He’s just downright rude!
The anonymous member went on to tell us they plan to impeach Irons from the presidency of the fan club, a first for the fan club since its inception in 1985.
What do you think of Irons and his behavior regarding Snoke theories? Should fans be allowed to share a Snoke theory without the fear of being told their theory sucks? Let us know what you think in the comments below and share your own Snoke theory!
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