Best Overheard in Snoke’s Throne Room
As the Supreme Leader of the First Order, Snoke is privy to some of the most closely guarded secrets in the galaxy. Some would even venture to say that information – and not the Dark Side or any kyber ring — is the ultimate source of Snoke’s power. Little does the leader know, however, that FakingStarWars has an undercover operative aboard his Mega Star Destroyer. Our spy managed to bug the hell out of Snoke’s throne room, and he recently sent us a transmission with the most commonly overheard soundbytes. Get ready for an earful!
Best Overheard in Snoke’s Throne Room
“Now bend the knee and kiss the Shwartz ring” — Snoke to any and all visitors
“Be honest, does this helmet make me look stupid?” “Not anymore than mine.” — One Praetorian Guard to another
“The gold, the ring, the throne. It’s fake, all of it.” — Kylo Ren to undercover Rose and Finn
“There has been a snooze buttoning” — Snoke to Kylo via hologram
“Is there an echo in here or is it just me? Lawlz” — Snoke to himself
“I am the Super Senate!” — Snoke to a portrait of Sheev Palpatine and anyone listening
“I understand Datoo raiding my wig rack again now and again, but you of all people?! The leader of the Knights of Ren?! Have you no shame!” — Snoke to Kylo Ren
“These are not Golden Oreos! Generalllllllllllllllllll!!!!!” — Snoke to General Hux
“Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the supremist of them all?” — Snoke to mirror image of Snoke
“If you think this is lavish, you should see his toilet throne” — First Order janitor to visitors
Kudos to our informant for bringing us new insight into the super secretive world of Supreme Leader Snoke. We can’t wait to see him on his throne in The Last Jedi! As always, keep it locked to FakingStarWars.net for all the Star Wars news worth faking. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook for even more unbelievable news from a galaxy far, far away.
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