Rey PEZ Head Dispensers Reveal Not Much Inside
TWITTERSPHERE — An intrepid follower sent us an exclusive report on what’s going on inside Rey’s head after the events of The Force Awakens. Apparently not much if her PEZ dispenser is to be believed. The plastic Rey has the typical characteristics of most PEZ holders: unrecognizable manly face, stretchy neck, and the capacity to hold at least one full pack of the iconic PEZ candies. That’s where Rey’s head falls short. She can only hold half a pack of the candies at a time. This would seem to indicate her memories are still not intact during The Last Jedi. Perhaps a second PEZ release with greater storage capacity is in the works, which we think will surely contains a sweet spoiler or two. Thanks again to our eagle-eyed Twitter follower for sending us this tasty scoop.
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